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So today, I got a new nickname: GB. Well that's pretty creative considering I've never heard it since 2006. You all can pretty much guess what it stands for anyway. Honestly, I'm delighted at such progress these fans have made. Speculation shows that 1/3-1/2 of my fans are bastard children or from broken families. For those of you who are facing such adoration from your schoolmates, always know that you can find comfort in the knowledge of your superiority. Half of them are building their confidence on sand, without any real foundation. Their half-witted actions will be their downfall in 1-2 years time, when the tidal waves come crashing down. And always etch this deeply into your mind: Never have qualms against destroying those who tried to gain identity by bringing you down. It's not your fault an incubus of viral plague was produced.

An incubus of viral plague.

 *Disclaimer: I'm deeply sorry if you are offended by this in any way, but if the shoe fits then lace it up bitch.

Sorry but I'm not Willy Wonka, thus I don't sugar coat. Get real!